Turbo Death and Mascara Alert

Tuesday: No work out

How could I? I can barely move. Turbo Abs didn't even cause me to break a sweat- but I haven't been able to make any sudden movements or stand up straight after getting out of my desk chair for TWO DAYS. Turbo Abs= Turbo Death. I BETTER have a six pack after this. Chalene Johnson is insane. She was just a lifting her leg and swirling from side to side...

"You look GREAT!"
"Just a little longer- and you'll have that 6 pack!"
"Work those obliques!!!"

She is a complete nutjob and now I am terrified of turbo sculpt... so tonight, perhaps I will do the Turbo Jam 40 minute version. I don't know... it hurts to think about it. Why did Jane Fonda retire? So she's 85 years old- whatever, jump back into those legwarmers and give us some NORMAL exercise...

Um... nice suggestions Tracy Curtis-King.
I suddenly feel the need to fill my truck with Pennzoil. KIDDING! I kid, I kid.
Something tells me my dad is going to balk at walking me down the isle to White Wedding... but we can always ask him. Bonus points if he does his hair like Billy Idol.

Now mascara alert... I cried all the way to work this morning. Gayle King, Oprah's best friend and frontman of the Gayle King Show, XM156, Oprah and Friends- had to put her dog down this weekend. She was telling the story of Simon, her Mastiff who had bone cancer. He broke his leg this weekend and when they went in to set the bone, the doctor found the bone tumor. He had already lost 80 pounds, with the cancer, but Gayle though the diet he had been put on was just working. They had no idea he was in so much pain. She talked about the last few minutes they had with him and I just bawled all the way down the street. I have never been through it and I don't want to go through it. When the time comes for Blanca to go, I dont' care if it's at the vets or at home, I am going to be a wreck. I just can't stand to think about it. This Simon thing has put a damper on my whole day. HOW do people become vets? It would break my heart every single day and this, from a woman who could not stand dogs four years ago. Now I see one and my whole day is better. This was a terrible weekend for Gayle and now a rotten day for me. :(

R.I.P. Simon the Mastif.

Ka

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