Mental Dental

WOW!

So I guess earlier this summer when I had all that dental work done, I must have scared Conrad. He has never gone to the dentist, since that time- but he has become PSYCHO when it comes to his teeth. He will deny it. He will read this post and force me to print a retraction, but just know that when I do, I am being FORCED.

I noticed a few weeks ago, Conrad was being very diligent in the cleansing of his teeth. He would go into the bathroom, in the evenings and brush and floss for several minutes, which I have never seen him do. He even breaks out the mouthwash. I knew we had trouble when last Thursday he started texting me, with hardly contained excitement : " Kohl's is having a sale this weekend on Oral B mechanical toothbrushes !!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Hmmm.... so we went to the Early Bird sale at Kohl's, cause we are just THAT cool ... and he picked one up and some extra heads. I really have been teasing him, but last night he went to far! He came out of the bathroom last night, holding my long hidden and long forgotten bottle of Periomed the dentist was making me use. He wanted to know wasn't I supposed to be using this every day?! Ok, so since August I haven't really... and so it's almost all the way full....

Ok- DAD, I GUESS.

I said "It tastes awful!"

He said "Well, I am going to put this where you can see it."

When I went to bed last night, the stupid thing was propped up on my pillow. He is an evil, evil, wicked genius.

This morning, I swished with the dadgum Periomed.

Ka