Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I am laughing...

I swear ya'll- I do NOT have it in for Britney Spears but this morning I read a few headlines and died laughing.

I go to in the mornings to get my celebrity news. Today- big as life it said "Britney's 16 year old sister, Jamie-Lynn, pregnant"... so I am like OH GOD- and I read on. It happened with her boyfriend, she's 12 weeks, she has just told her parents, she went away to "think about it" for awhile before telling anyone and she's raising it in Louisiana, so it can have a "normal life", etc... I look down a few headlines and the next one I see is pertaining to the Spears clan is:

"Lynne Spears Parenting Book- Delayed Indefinetly".


I can not stop laughing. You don't say Lynne? You think you may want to delay that book- seeing as how you have one out of control daughter who CLEARLY married a gangster wanna be, had two children back to back- is a papparazzi nightmare, runs red lights and over cameraman with frightening reguarlity, is killing herself with saturated fats and Starbucks, smokes, drinks, SHAVED HER HEAD and tried to beat a photographer to death with an UMBRELLA... and parties to the wee hours and now your 16 year old who HAS A SHOW ON NICKELODEON is pregnant. Huh. Not sure why you'd cancel your book.

OH MY GOD. Hollywood is something else. Maybe she can write a joint book with Lindsey Lohan's mom and dad. I think that would be a bestseller.

I had another topic today, but this has just pushed it out of my mind. I am so stunned I barely know what to say... except for WOW, just WOW.



Tracy said...

I am so glad to see someone else getting extreme enjoyment out of the total disbelief I felt at hearing Lynne Spears was going to write a Parenting book!!! All I could think when I read it was that this woman not only lives on de Nile river, she purchased it and lives on a houseboat floating down it....
I really, really, feel sorry for those girls. I can't wait for the 'Mommy Dearest 2' movie to come out.