I was doing so well this morning. I got up on time, I got out the door on TIME - I got to work on time. It's Friday and I have lunch plans with a friend. Life was looking good. I got into the office and looked down.
YES, my shoes don't match.
I don't even know what to say about myself. I will not be leaving my desk today!
I'm going to tell the people I am making a fashion statement - I AM wearing a new shirt. Maybe they'll believe it. I'd almost rather say I am drunk - than admit I just for REAL got dressed in the dark and confidently came into work like a dillhole.