I was doing so well this morning. I got up on time, I got out the door on TIME - I got to work on time. It's Friday and I have lunch plans with a friend. Life was looking good. I got into the office and looked down.
YES, my shoes don't match.
I don't even know what to say about myself. I will not be leaving my desk today!
I'm going to tell the people I am making a fashion statement - I AM wearing a new shirt. Maybe they'll believe it. I'd almost rather say I am drunk - than admit I just for REAL got dressed in the dark and confidently came into work like a dillhole.
KAH
3 comments:
Uhh! And on the one day I'm not there to witness it! I'm surprised your BFF didn't mention it when she called me on my cell on my day off. Nub...
You know, Helena Bonham Carter wears two different shoes at times...
(sorry to post and delete; Sarah has the TV on and I typed what they were saying accidentally!)
You missed a good time. Customer Service could NOT stop laughing and Angela threw herself across her desk and howled. Good Times.
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