Stripper Names

Ok, so this a random post, but it's on my mind.

Tonight Conrad and I watched Little Miss Sunshine- a movie from last year. If you haven't seen it and want to, then stop reading ... otherwise, the part at the end, when the little girl does the strip tease "cause my grandpa taught me these moves" is HILARIOUS.

It got me to thinking about stripper names- remember that email that went around that said your first pet's name and the street you lived on as a kid, combined, was your stripper name ... so like, mine would have been Vodka Newberry ...

Anyway, I am covered from head to toe with bruises - from the car wreck and OH falling down last week at lunch- like a big dork ... and while the outside ones have faded, the ones on the inside are still there. They have formed big knots on my legs and chest. Hematomas, the doctor called them- so I told Conrad that beginning this evening, my new stripper name is Lady Hematoma ... I am SO going by that. I also told him I was going to work in a classy joint- where like each girl has her own wall poster. Mine will be me, as I was this evening- in my fleece Christmas tree PJ bottoms, with one pant leg raised (so as to show off my hematoma) with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders. HOT!

It's a new year, why not?

Lady H