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Friday, April 1, 2011

Recovering

I went to my water class last night. It was good. The lady was a drill sargeant - and she was new. I had never seen her before. 65 with the body of a 30 year old. I will TAKE IT! I hope she got that body doing water aerobics.

I have been keeping track of my workouts, in a little journal thing. In February I am ashamed to say I excised for 2 hours and 20 minutes TOTAL. In March (I started on 3/15) we closed out last night at 8 hours. WHOOP! I think for me, the most I will have in April is 30 hours - one a day, and I'm pretty sure I won't be making that but it will be fun to see what I DO end up doing. :)

Reading a funny blog this morning and I wanted to share. This is a website about celebrity fashion and these chicks KILL ME. The website is www.gofugyourself.com  ....

This specific entry is about Jessica Simpson. They do not approve of her! The link is http://gofugyourself.com/page/3 but I am going to repost their stuff here. I CRACKED UP and I really needed this fun laugh today. Please check out their site! ..... it's usually a picture followed by some commentary. Here is today's.



Sigh.



I give up. It’s fine. Just run around in outfits that are too small for you all you want. Let major magazines snap pictures of you using the directive, “pretend you’re six, and you just finished an awesome floor routine at Little Sassy’s Gymnastic Academy and Juice Bar.” Never close your mouth, ever, if that’s how you feel — seriously, take your wedding photos with your mouth hanging open. At least we all know you’re getting oxygen to your brain. Do whatever you want. I mean it. Your company is on track to make a billion dollars this year. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT THAT WAS NOT A TYPO ONE BILLION DOLLARS. So — now as ever — I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM EVEN TALKING ABOUT.

Kah

P.S. Little Sassy's Gymnastic Academy and Juice Bar? I am DYING. I am pretty sure they had one of those in Beaumont where I grew up.

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